Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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