yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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