were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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