we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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