The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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