Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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