now i know why i became what i already was.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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