it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
it was like eating out sand paper
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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