He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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