yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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