I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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