Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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