I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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