Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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