after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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