I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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