with your own penis?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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