Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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