marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I touched a dick in church today
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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