First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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