Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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