I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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