The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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