i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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