Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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