I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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