I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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