You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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