I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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