the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Can I color on your dick again?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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