Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I feel great
I just peed on a car
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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