how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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