Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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