Just fell off a train. Bad.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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