I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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