drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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