i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
they need to just BURY HIM!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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