Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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