im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Too much gin, very little bucket
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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