is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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