I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I fill condoms, not promises.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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