Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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