turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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