I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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