I swear she didn't look like that last week.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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