so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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