I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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