we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Can you bring me the toilet please
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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