"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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