Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
being pregnant is like rehab
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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